ROBIN

Hi. I’m Robin and there are no words to describe me. I serve as a warning
to others. I am 50 going on 5, once snorted a “Moon Over My Hammy” sandwich
out of my nose at Denny’s and had an uncontrollable laughing fit in a rest
area on the NJ Turnpike when my boyfriend told me to wipe my snout. I have
been known to stick my tongue out at small children in the grocery store
when their parents aren’t looking. I am a techie by day but can’t figure
out how to use call waiting. I am introverted but not shy. Definitely take
charge. I look like a nun (minus the lisle stockings and black shoes) but
can say the most outrageous things without a second thought. I love FLARP
(aka noise putty) use it to leave strange phone messages for my sister when
I know she isn't home. My favorite song is “I Walk the Line” by Johnny
Cash. I am a good friend but a terrible poker player. I grew up in NJ
(where I never fit in) and am getting a second chance at happiness with a
wonderful man named Joe. Life is good.